1 00:00:07,991 --> 00:00:09,341 [grunta] 2 00:00:10,573 --> 00:00:11,973 [gume škripe] 3 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:14,730 D'oh! 4 00:00:15,862 --> 00:00:17,486 [grunta] 5 00:00:18,593 --> 00:00:20,076 [svi grcaju] 6 00:00:22,452 --> 00:00:25,528 HOMER: Ovaj tip mora biti fliper čarobnjak! 7 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:27,635 na poslu sam. D'oh! 8 00:00:36,319 --> 00:00:38,653 Hmm, nešto je drugačije. 9 00:00:38,733 --> 00:00:39,975 11:00 je ujutro. 10 00:00:39,979 --> 00:00:41,312 Radnim danom. 11 00:00:41,316 --> 00:00:42,648 Pijem treće pivo. 12 00:00:42,669 --> 00:00:44,836 Tačno po rasporedu. 13 00:00:44,991 --> 00:00:47,082 Ne, čekaj, Homer je u pravu. 14 00:00:47,163 --> 00:00:49,330 Nešto, uh, nedostaje. 15 00:00:49,352 --> 00:00:52,445 Zar nije bilo ocene iz zdravstveni inspektor tamo? 16 00:00:52,526 --> 00:00:54,343 Ne, to je uvijek bio taj znak. 17 00:00:54,348 --> 00:00:57,031 [smeje se] Nadam se sledeće godine daju mi "U." 18 00:00:57,188 --> 00:00:58,370 Znam šta nedostaje. 19 00:00:58,373 --> 00:01:00,859 Da li žena po imenu Diane radio u ovom baru, 20 00:01:00,863 --> 00:01:03,788 a sada je zamijenjena od žene po imenu Rebecca? 21 00:01:03,871 --> 00:01:07,648 Da je žena po imenu Diane imala glavna uloga u ovakvom baru, 22 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:09,304 zašto bi ikada otišla? 23 00:01:09,326 --> 00:01:10,993 To bi bilo samoubistvo u karijeri. 24 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,832 Ne, nije neka pametna, ambiciozna žena koja nedostaje. 25 00:01:14,915 --> 00:01:18,157 U stvari, jeste potpuna suprotnost od toga. 26 00:01:18,163 --> 00:01:19,256 [sve] Barney! 27 00:01:19,258 --> 00:01:20,574 Nema Barnija? sta...? 28 00:01:20,578 --> 00:01:22,854 Kada je zadnji put on je bio ovde? 29 00:01:22,859 --> 00:01:24,769 -[pacov škripi, juri] -Oh, oh, Bože! 30 00:01:24,772 --> 00:01:26,438 Nema ga najmanje nedelju dana. 31 00:01:26,593 --> 00:01:27,850 Zdravo, momci. 32 00:01:27,853 --> 00:01:29,597 Udari, boranije, pokušavamo da shvatimo 33 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,192 šta se desilo našem prijatelju Barneyju. 34 00:01:31,196 --> 00:01:32,546 Ja sam Barney. 35 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:33,774 Ta-da! 36 00:01:33,778 --> 00:01:35,778 [vokaliziranje] 37 00:01:35,783 --> 00:01:37,450 A ti nisi Barni. 38 00:01:37,454 --> 00:01:39,787 Barney Gumble ima višak kilograma, pijana, 39 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:42,826 ne mogu dvije sekunde bez oslobađanja - 40 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,742 -[podriguje] -[svi] Barney! 41 00:01:45,974 --> 00:01:47,474 Uh, vau, drugar. 42 00:01:47,478 --> 00:01:48,737 Stvarno si smršavio. 43 00:01:48,739 --> 00:01:51,423 Da, osećao sam se nekako bla, 44 00:01:51,429 --> 00:01:54,822 pa sam otišla kod doktora, i naručio je neke testove. 45 00:01:54,829 --> 00:01:56,162 Oh, dragi prijatelju. 46 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,682 Oh, ovo nije dobro. 47 00:01:57,687 --> 00:01:59,837 Ne! Zašto Bog uzima 48 00:01:59,841 --> 00:02:02,193 svi ljudi koji se piju do smrti? 49 00:02:02,197 --> 00:02:03,530 Nije tako loše. 50 00:02:03,609 --> 00:02:05,609 Testovi su upravo pokazali da imam... 51 00:02:05,631 --> 00:02:07,205 "hiperglikemija." 52 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,210 Dakle, nizak šećer u krvi? 53 00:02:09,290 --> 00:02:12,475 Lenny, rekao je "hiper", ne "hipo". 54 00:02:12,631 --> 00:02:14,631 Svaki idiot zna razliku, idiote. 55 00:02:14,711 --> 00:02:16,711 Dakle, Barn, ti ne umireš? 56 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:19,901 Osim u istom, spori, užasni svi mi jesmo. 57 00:02:19,908 --> 00:02:22,058 Uskoro, moje lepotice. 58 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,338 [smeje se] 59 00:02:23,342 --> 00:02:25,342 dobro sam. Dali su mi ovaj lek 60 00:02:25,347 --> 00:02:27,938 koji reguliše moju glukozu. 61 00:02:27,944 --> 00:02:29,168 Othinquic. 62 00:02:29,172 --> 00:02:32,265 Gubitak težine je samo nuspojava. 63 00:02:32,271 --> 00:02:34,447 [vokaliziranje] 64 00:02:38,788 --> 00:02:41,881 Vau, lek to te zapravo čini mršavim? 65 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:45,872 To je najbolja nuspojava pošto je Viagra stvorena za... 66 00:02:45,955 --> 00:02:47,622 Za šta je stvorena Viagra? 67 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:50,069 Mislim da je pomoglo pisci komedije. 68 00:02:50,074 --> 00:02:51,465 [Carl i Homer] Oh, da. 69 00:02:51,468 --> 00:02:52,636 -Da, u pravu si. - To su uvek smešne. 70 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,080 Hej, hajde da proslavimo. 71 00:02:54,159 --> 00:02:56,251 Uh, osvježi mi pamćenje, uh, 72 00:02:56,256 --> 00:02:58,314 pivo je tvoje piće, zar ne? 73 00:02:58,319 --> 00:03:00,577 Ne, hvala. Još jedna dobrodošla nuspojava je, 74 00:03:00,659 --> 00:03:02,508 Više ne žudim za alkoholom. 75 00:03:02,588 --> 00:03:05,923 Jednu sok sa limetom, molim. 76 00:03:05,929 --> 00:03:07,671 Ne žudite za alkoholom? 77 00:03:07,692 --> 00:03:09,859 Ne mogu dozvoliti da ova tajna izađe na videlo. 78 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,122 Koja tajna? 79 00:03:11,201 --> 00:03:12,625 Čudesni lijek za mršavljenje. 80 00:03:12,779 --> 00:03:14,111 Oh, hej, Lou? 81 00:03:14,114 --> 00:03:16,542 Želim čuti velike vijesti Reći ću svima? 82 00:03:16,547 --> 00:03:18,807 Da, ali, šefe, banka pljačkaši su tamo. 83 00:03:18,811 --> 00:03:22,054 I mogu ostati tamo do mene reći vam ovu zanimljivu činjenicu. 84 00:03:22,211 --> 00:03:23,560 Sve je počelo kod Moea. 85 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,324 Znaš koje je sledeće mesto u, uh, muzičku radnju? 86 00:03:26,329 --> 00:03:28,647 Misliš na onu pljačkaši banaka su zatvoreni. 87 00:03:28,652 --> 00:03:32,746 Ako nastavite da prekidate, Samo ću govoriti sporije. 88 00:03:32,829 --> 00:03:34,763 (Wiggum govori) 89 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,686 [obojica grcaju] 90 00:03:38,769 --> 00:03:42,104 Hvala. Moram dati nešto mom sinu. 91 00:03:42,109 --> 00:03:43,518 Smirujući butterscotch? 92 00:03:43,521 --> 00:03:46,355 Nikad me ne ostavljaj samog. 93 00:03:46,438 --> 00:03:48,271 -Sada me ostavi na miru. Gah! -[gunđa] 94 00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:49,958 Vau, šefe. 95 00:03:50,038 --> 00:03:51,629 Taj lijek zaista djeluje. 96 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,451 samo naprijed, Lou, stavi ruku tamo. 97 00:03:53,455 --> 00:03:55,546 -Hej, to je naređenje. -Dajem ostavku. 98 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:57,294 pa, čak i tako, Imam te za dve nedelje. 99 00:03:57,298 --> 00:03:58,298 Sada ga ubaci. 100 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,891 Da, r-baš tu, to je to. 101 00:03:59,971 --> 00:04:02,822 Mislim, jeste zaista promenio moj život. 102 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:04,662 Sarah i ja jesmo opet se zezam. 103 00:04:04,665 --> 00:04:06,816 Imaćemo uskoro više Ralfija. 104 00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:08,263 Veliki, devojački, 105 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,517 onaj koji čak i izgleda više kao Eddie. 106 00:04:11,850 --> 00:04:13,333 Obavezno probati ovaj lijek. 107 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,779 Dijeta i vježbanje ne radi za mene, 108 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:17,118 jer ih ja ne radim. 109 00:04:17,271 --> 00:04:19,122 Tako i dolazi u gumi ili vape? 110 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,610 U zgodnoj je igli 111 00:04:20,613 --> 00:04:22,632 koju sebi ubrizgavate jednom sedmično. 112 00:04:22,636 --> 00:04:24,785 Ali treba ti recept. 113 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,289 Doct-arr. 114 00:04:26,369 --> 00:04:29,036 Onda pharr... macy. 115 00:04:29,059 --> 00:04:31,818 ? Pa, možeš reći usput koristim svoju šetnju? 116 00:04:31,899 --> 00:04:34,566 ? ja sam ženski muškarac, nema vremena za razgovor? 117 00:04:34,723 --> 00:04:38,057 ? Muzika glasna i zene tople, Bio sam izbačen? 118 00:04:38,081 --> 00:04:40,191 ? otkad sam rodjen, i sada je sve u redu. ? 119 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,907 Zaista mislim da ti ne treba da smršam, gospodine. 120 00:04:43,912 --> 00:04:45,522 Moja ciljna težina je da stane unutra 121 00:04:45,525 --> 00:04:47,215 poštanska cijev do Božića. 122 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:48,612 Udari me. 123 00:04:51,038 --> 00:04:53,263 [Burns grunting] 124 00:04:53,286 --> 00:04:55,027 [opekotine] Odlično. 125 00:04:55,030 --> 00:04:57,383 Prvi put od tada izum McNuggeta, 126 00:04:57,388 --> 00:04:59,704 Američki pojasevi se smanjuju. 127 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:00,968 Jer sa ovom epidemijom, 128 00:05:00,971 --> 00:05:03,288 ljudi zaista žele da dobiju svoje snimke. 129 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:05,143 Ali da li je ovaj novi lijek siguran? 130 00:05:05,148 --> 00:05:08,800 Naš odgovor: „Da, naravno, šta si ti, lud?" 131 00:05:08,823 --> 00:05:11,916 Neće te iznenaditi poslije ovu riječ našeg sponzora. 132 00:05:11,998 --> 00:05:13,481 ? 133 00:05:13,484 --> 00:05:15,503 [spiker] Da li patite od problema sa šećerom u krvi? 134 00:05:15,507 --> 00:05:17,748 Ili si samo nije spreman za kupaći kostim 135 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:20,255 i voljan da traži imate problema sa šećerom u krvi? 136 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:23,837 Nova danska droga Othinquic možda je za tebe. 137 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:26,435 ? Oh, oh, oh, Othinquic? 138 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,276 Ja sam mirakelmedicina. 139 00:05:29,299 --> 00:05:30,873 [boings] 140 00:05:30,953 --> 00:05:32,470 ? Oh, oh, oh, Othinquic? 141 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:35,883 Bićemo najbolji prijatelji zauvek. 142 00:05:35,965 --> 00:05:38,875 Koliko dugo moraš me odvesti. 143 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,598 [najavljivač] Nuspojave uključuju nedostatak apetita, 144 00:05:40,602 --> 00:05:41,977 pankreatitis, moram kupiti nove pantalone, 145 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,556 brutalno bolna smrt, i nesposobnost 146 00:05:43,559 --> 00:05:45,226 igrati Deda Mraza na Božić. Othinquic! 147 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:46,413 ? Oh, oh, oh. ? 148 00:05:46,567 --> 00:05:49,510 U redu, moram da se obratim slon u sobi, 149 00:05:49,591 --> 00:05:51,424 pod kojim mislim na Homera. 150 00:05:51,579 --> 00:05:53,689 Kako to da nisi o tim stvarima, glupane? 151 00:05:53,693 --> 00:05:55,767 Zato što te čini prestani jesti. 152 00:05:55,847 --> 00:05:57,439 A jedenje je prirodno. 153 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,110 Body pozitivnost. 154 00:05:59,264 --> 00:06:02,115 Da, siguran sam da izgledaš kao lopta za plažu koja govori. 155 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,772 slušaj, dečko, Išla bih samo na lekove 156 00:06:04,794 --> 00:06:06,611 ako mi je to rekao doktor. 157 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,558 I ne idem kod doktora. 158 00:06:08,712 --> 00:06:10,788 Uvek mi govori da radim stvari. 159 00:06:10,809 --> 00:06:13,569 Hej, ja barem nikad neću izgubiti te u gomili. [smijeh] 160 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:15,891 Barte, dosta sa sramom masti. 161 00:06:15,973 --> 00:06:18,974 Volim tatu kako god izgleda, i mama takođe. 162 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,162 Je li tako, mama? 163 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:22,483 hm... 164 00:06:22,488 --> 00:06:24,171 Je li tako, Marge? 165 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,492 [Marge] Hmm. 166 00:06:25,496 --> 00:06:27,271 uh... 167 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:29,591 Pa, podržavam te, tata. 168 00:06:29,673 --> 00:06:32,674 Ponosan sam na tebe jer nije popustila Big Pharmi. 169 00:06:32,697 --> 00:06:36,106 Jedina stvar koju dajem u je velika "parma". 170 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:37,705 Kod Luigija. 171 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:39,784 -Woo-hoo! U redu! [smijeh] -Da, tata! 172 00:06:39,789 --> 00:06:41,364 [Homer se smije] 173 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,686 [Luigi] Hmm. Mm-hmm. 174 00:06:45,044 --> 00:06:46,877 [duva vjetar] 175 00:06:46,898 --> 00:06:49,049 Mama, imamo rezervaciju! 176 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:50,403 Ne mogu da kuvam. 177 00:06:50,482 --> 00:06:52,724 Imam SoulCycle. 178 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:53,746 -[Homer] Woo-hoo! -[vrata auta se zatvaraju] 179 00:06:53,749 --> 00:06:54,799 [gume škripe] 180 00:06:54,902 --> 00:06:56,176 Šta nije u redu, Marge? 181 00:06:56,330 --> 00:06:59,682 Uznemiren što ideš biti jedina žena u gradu 182 00:06:59,764 --> 00:07:02,189 zaglavila sa mužićem sa viškom kilograma? 183 00:07:02,269 --> 00:07:04,511 Šta?! Ne, naravno da ne. 184 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,992 Jesam li? 185 00:07:09,621 --> 00:07:11,880 -Ow! - Voliš Homera, razumem. 186 00:07:11,885 --> 00:07:14,610 Ali gojaznost jeste veliki zdravstveni rizik. 187 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,951 Trebao bih da znam, ja sam na medicini. 188 00:07:16,956 --> 00:07:19,548 Zapravo, ti si medicina. 189 00:07:19,629 --> 00:07:20,812 Dobar, da. 190 00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:22,908 Pa možda ga želiš promijeniti. 191 00:07:22,987 --> 00:07:25,988 Zar ne bi bilo toplije ako je ovako izgledao? 192 00:07:26,069 --> 00:07:27,735 Ooh. 193 00:07:27,758 --> 00:07:29,482 Nešto za oboje. 194 00:07:29,486 --> 00:07:31,929 Pakovanje od šest komada i daska za pranje veša. 195 00:07:32,009 --> 00:07:33,267 [smijeh] 196 00:07:33,346 --> 00:07:37,498 Ili biste mogli jednostavno pustiti stvari kakvi jesu i... 197 00:07:37,506 --> 00:07:40,190 ? 198 00:07:40,196 --> 00:07:41,287 [dahće] 199 00:07:41,441 --> 00:07:42,833 Da. 200 00:07:45,086 --> 00:07:47,026 [dahće] 201 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:48,713 Homere, Homere, probudi se! 202 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:50,143 Trebaš mi. 203 00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:51,462 Za maženje? 204 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:53,041 Pricanje, pricanje. 205 00:07:53,045 --> 00:07:55,320 Oh, uh, to je jednako dobro. 206 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,525 Totalno. 207 00:07:56,553 --> 00:07:57,828 Molim nastavite. 208 00:07:57,981 --> 00:07:59,072 Razmišljao sam. 209 00:07:59,151 --> 00:08:01,652 Možda bi trebao pokušati da se spustim na... 210 00:08:01,657 --> 00:08:03,657 opet zabavna veličina. 211 00:08:03,679 --> 00:08:05,904 Ali mislio sam da me voliš za ono što jesam. 212 00:08:05,910 --> 00:08:08,001 Da, ali želim da vidiš 213 00:08:08,082 --> 00:08:10,098 Lisa je završila fakultet. 214 00:08:10,178 --> 00:08:13,438 I vidi Barta da dobije dobra ponuda polovnih automobila. 215 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,263 Molim vas uzmite lijek. 216 00:08:16,285 --> 00:08:17,935 U redu, ok, uradiću to. 217 00:08:17,939 --> 00:08:19,622 Oh, hvala, hvala. 218 00:08:19,702 --> 00:08:22,220 Now it's snuggling time. 219 00:08:22,224 --> 00:08:24,743 -[Homer i Mardž stenju] -[stenje] 220 00:08:24,748 --> 00:08:27,190 (povraćanje) Mrzim imati oči that can't blink. 221 00:08:31,806 --> 00:08:34,156 Oh, I tried everything to lose weight. 222 00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:36,814 I hired personal chefs, konsultovao najbolje lekare, 223 00:08:36,819 --> 00:08:38,761 as well as Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz. 224 00:08:38,766 --> 00:08:41,842 I even bought a weight loss company. 225 00:08:41,998 --> 00:08:43,681 Znate, stvari sa normalnim ljudima. 226 00:08:43,686 --> 00:08:45,761 But nothing worked 227 00:08:45,841 --> 00:08:48,784 dok nisam stigao na Othinquic. 228 00:08:48,790 --> 00:08:51,015 And now check this out. 229 00:08:51,021 --> 00:08:53,797 -[audience cheering] -I'm as thin as I was 230 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:56,862 one noći moj dečko Steadfast proposed. 231 00:08:56,868 --> 00:08:59,052 Ali ovo je trajno... 232 00:08:59,131 --> 00:09:00,815 osim ako lijek prestane djelovati. 233 00:09:00,969 --> 00:09:02,969 Čemu se bolje nadati nije, 234 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:06,051 jer svi idete na to. 235 00:09:06,058 --> 00:09:07,724 Pogledaj ispod svojih sedišta! 236 00:09:07,728 --> 00:09:10,171 [navijanje, galama] 237 00:09:11,404 --> 00:09:15,181 Dobiješ liniju struka. Dobiješ liniju struka. 238 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,433 Oh, tako sam velikodušan that it doesn't matter 239 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:19,085 da nisam skroman. 240 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:22,516 i zapamti, čitam samo knjige koje volim. 241 00:09:22,599 --> 00:09:24,189 Taj lijek je čudo. 242 00:09:24,211 --> 00:09:26,527 Pa kada ste vas dvoje krenuli na to? 243 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,275 Uh... nismo. 244 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:31,705 Ovu težinu smo izgubili vježbanjem i jesti umjereno. 245 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:33,062 Tačno, umjerenost. 246 00:09:33,141 --> 00:09:34,790 Takođe, prestali smo pušiti. 247 00:09:34,795 --> 00:09:36,887 To pomaže ljudima da izgube težina, zar ne? 248 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,909 Ne, zapravo- 249 00:09:38,989 --> 00:09:41,489 Osim toga, naši verenici to obožavaju. 250 00:09:41,494 --> 00:09:42,752 -Eh? -[Patty] Eh. 251 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:43,980 Verenici? 252 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,426 Ženiš se? 253 00:09:45,504 --> 00:09:47,321 Da. Za ljude sa posla. 254 00:09:47,326 --> 00:09:48,946 Nikada ranije nisam bio zainteresovan za njih. 255 00:09:49,014 --> 00:09:51,347 Zato što su bili chubbos. 256 00:09:51,427 --> 00:09:53,352 I kako su smršali? 257 00:09:53,357 --> 00:09:55,024 Jedite umjereno. 258 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,028 Pa, čak i da jesu uzmi tu drogu, 259 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:59,274 Ne mislim treba da se stide. 260 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:02,782 Homer ide kod doktora o tome da to odmah počnemo. 261 00:10:02,864 --> 00:10:04,956 Homer? Bolje da nađu iglu 262 00:10:04,961 --> 00:10:07,461 dovoljno jaka da prođem kroz skrovište nilskog konja. 263 00:10:07,466 --> 00:10:10,061 Žao mi je što nemaš muž sa snagom volje 264 00:10:10,065 --> 00:10:12,991 da smršate prirodnim putem, kao mi. 265 00:10:13,073 --> 00:10:14,906 Da, usput, Marge, 266 00:10:14,986 --> 00:10:17,729 možemo li svaki da pozajmimo 900 dolara mjesečno? 267 00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:18,875 To je za... 268 00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:20,661 uh... povrće. 269 00:10:20,742 --> 00:10:22,016 I pantalone za jogu. 270 00:10:22,095 --> 00:10:24,929 Ako promašimo jedna doza joga pantalona, 271 00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:27,435 balonom se vraćamo gore. 272 00:10:27,441 --> 00:10:28,533 -Da. -Mm-hmm. 273 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,600 900 dolara mjesečno? 274 00:10:32,604 --> 00:10:33,878 Zašto je tako skupo? 275 00:10:33,881 --> 00:10:35,532 Zdravstveno osiguranje prestao da ga pokriva, 276 00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:37,296 a apoteke jesu van zaliha. 277 00:10:37,299 --> 00:10:39,784 Njihov prvi prioritet je ljudi kojima je to najpotrebnije. 278 00:10:39,789 --> 00:10:41,289 Ljudi koji jesu stvarno bolestan? 279 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,550 Ne, holivudske zvezde sa liste A. 280 00:10:43,573 --> 00:10:45,814 To im je najteže doba godine. 281 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,136 Sezona nagrada. 282 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,748 Pa gdje si nabavio svoj? 283 00:10:48,827 --> 00:10:49,993 Oh, oh, nisam na tome. 284 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,589 Izgubio sam ovu težinu prirodnim putem. 285 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:55,336 Kao doktor, znam vrijednost ishrane i vežbanja. 286 00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:57,086 Bio si doktor za 20 godina. 287 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,665 Zašto nisi smršati prije? 288 00:10:58,668 --> 00:10:59,942 [smijeh] 289 00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:01,595 Izlazi. 290 00:11:01,676 --> 00:11:04,160 [građani stenju] 291 00:11:12,143 --> 00:11:13,884 Imate li Othinquic? 292 00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:16,464 Ne, samo Sudafed, NyQuil, 293 00:11:16,488 --> 00:11:19,563 i jedna od najtežih stvari sve da izađem iz apoteke: 294 00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:20,994 oštrice za brijanje. 295 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,582 -[smijeh] -[uzdahne] 296 00:11:24,657 --> 00:11:26,217 Čuo sam da tražiš 297 00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:28,845 za izvesno vakcina za mršavljenje. 298 00:11:28,926 --> 00:11:30,017 Imaš gotovinu? 299 00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:31,335 Ima li neko više? 300 00:11:31,415 --> 00:11:33,265 Ne brinite, mi uzimamo Venmo. 301 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,696 I povremeno Zelle. 302 00:11:35,776 --> 00:11:37,276 Ali nikada Cash App. 303 00:11:37,354 --> 00:11:39,947 Oni nude Bitcoin ali ne i Ethereum. 304 00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,513 Kako da arbitriram između njih dvoje? 305 00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:43,718 Zaboravi na to! 306 00:11:43,796 --> 00:11:44,846 Hmm. 307 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:51,308 Izvolite. Čisti, neobrađeni Othinquic. 308 00:11:51,389 --> 00:11:54,466 Garantovano smanjenje the labonza. 309 00:11:54,472 --> 00:11:57,974 To je anti-antipasto. 310 00:11:57,981 --> 00:11:59,404 Odakle ti ovo? 311 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:02,835 Recimo samo kamion je malo izgubio na težini 312 00:12:02,842 --> 00:12:05,435 prolazeći kroz Springfield. 313 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,258 cekaj malo, Mislio sam da se ne naduvaš 314 00:12:07,262 --> 00:12:09,095 na vlastitu zalihu. 315 00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:12,010 Lično sam izgubio ovu težinu 316 00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:14,699 kroz dijetu i vježbanje. 317 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,280 Čak i ti lažeš o tome? 318 00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:19,210 Ako ne možeš vjerovati kumovima, kome možeš vjerovati? 319 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:20,957 Ne varam na dijetama. 320 00:12:21,038 --> 00:12:23,647 nikad ne bih prevarila nista, 321 00:12:23,727 --> 00:12:25,778 osim moje žene. 322 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:32,149 ? Lek za mršavljenje? 323 00:12:32,156 --> 00:12:36,567 ? Spustiti veličinu bez vježbanja? 324 00:12:36,576 --> 00:12:40,094 ? Kad sam stavio šiljak u moju nogu? 325 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,436 ? Nasitim se samo od jednog jajeta? 326 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:48,020 ? Jedete hot dogove bez lepinje? 327 00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:51,506 ? Pola sendviča i gotov sam? 328 00:12:53,618 --> 00:12:56,561 ? I jedem ali ja jednostavno ne žderem? 329 00:12:56,642 --> 00:13:01,144 ? Vidim svoja stopala jer jednostavno ne žderem. ? 330 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:02,411 [uzdahne] 331 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,990 Šta se dogodilo ovim ljudima? 332 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:07,813 Izgledaju fenomenalno, zar ne? 333 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:08,986 Izgledaju tužno. 334 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,339 Možda je sve to zbog opuštene kože 335 00:13:10,342 --> 00:13:12,434 klonuvši od njihovih lica. 336 00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:16,499 Hej, dobiti Othinquic lice je jedan od rijetkih negativnih efekata. 337 00:13:16,524 --> 00:13:19,784 I to uvijek možete popraviti sa injekcijama telesne masti. 338 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:22,366 Vjerujte mi, ja sam čudesna droga. 339 00:13:22,522 --> 00:13:25,023 Što više vidim, što se više pitam. 340 00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:26,136 Ok, bumer. 341 00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:28,640 Vidite, mršavljenje je zdravo. 342 00:13:28,721 --> 00:13:30,053 Kako god. 343 00:13:30,132 --> 00:13:32,891 Uradili smo dosta istraživanja. 344 00:13:32,972 --> 00:13:34,138 O sigurnosti? 345 00:13:34,159 --> 00:13:35,233 O profitu. 346 00:13:35,312 --> 00:13:38,388 Zarada je 100% sigurna. 347 00:13:38,394 --> 00:13:41,004 I otkrićemo opasnosti prije ili kasnije. 348 00:13:41,084 --> 00:13:43,084 Nakon što su svi već na tome? 349 00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:45,807 Uključujući mog muža? 350 00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:51,419 Tačno. Najveći beta test svih vremena. 351 00:13:51,426 --> 00:13:53,927 A vi laboratorijski pacovi nas plaćate biti u njemu. 352 00:13:53,949 --> 00:13:56,042 Patetiske taber. 353 00:13:56,121 --> 00:13:58,622 Što znači "naivčine." 354 00:13:58,778 --> 00:14:00,720 Homere! 355 00:14:02,621 --> 00:14:05,622 Tata, jesi li siguran želiš ovo da uradiš? 356 00:14:05,628 --> 00:14:09,346 Koliko god sam bio siguran da nisam želim to učiniti juče. 357 00:14:09,504 --> 00:14:12,414 U tom slučaju podržavam te, ali jedva. 358 00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:14,587 To kaže tatina stolica. 359 00:14:14,741 --> 00:14:16,092 Oh, čoveče. 360 00:14:16,171 --> 00:14:18,413 Nedostajaće mi zbijanje debelih šala. 361 00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:20,268 I dalje ćeš imati ćelave šale. 362 00:14:20,348 --> 00:14:22,315 To nije isto. 363 00:14:23,339 --> 00:14:24,838 Zbogom, ljubavi moja. 364 00:14:24,842 --> 00:14:26,933 Bićeš u raju sa mojim masnim leđima, 365 00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:28,513 moja trostruka brada, i moja... 366 00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:30,443 [jeca] prst klen. 367 00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:32,857 Stani, Homere! Stani! 368 00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,044 ha? 369 00:14:34,048 --> 00:14:36,141 Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne! 370 00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:37,346 Izbacuješ ga? 371 00:14:37,465 --> 00:14:38,890 Ali ste hteli da ga uzmem. 372 00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:40,018 Pogrešio sam. 373 00:14:40,063 --> 00:14:41,546 Znam da je to novi trend, 374 00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:44,067 ali i čorbe za navijače, skitnice, 375 00:14:44,224 --> 00:14:46,057 i Teslas. 376 00:14:46,061 --> 00:14:47,227 [Homer stenje] 377 00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:49,156 Obično pokrivam ovo sa mojim torbom. 378 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,013 Ali mislio sam da si zabrinut o tome da starimo zajedno. 379 00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:53,759 Naravno da to želim. 380 00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:56,599 Ali ono što je još važnije je da si ovde sa nama 381 00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,364 upravo sada i možemo bezbedno dalje. 382 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:02,466 Hej, šta to radiš? 383 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:05,769 Homer, kao jedini gojazan muškarac ostavljen u gradu, 384 00:15:05,776 --> 00:15:08,961 imaš nešto koje nam očajnički trebaju. 385 00:15:08,968 --> 00:15:11,393 Kidnapuješ mog muža? 386 00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:13,291 Zamislite to kao nuspojavu 387 00:15:13,295 --> 00:15:16,071 da ne uzimate lekove za mršavljenje. 388 00:15:16,226 --> 00:15:17,451 Andiamo. 389 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,657 Ne, ne, ne, ne! 390 00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:21,419 Previše je debeo da stane u auto. 391 00:15:21,498 --> 00:15:23,348 Stavi ga u prtljažnik. 392 00:15:23,353 --> 00:15:26,004 Previše je debeo da stane u prtljažnik. 393 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,917 Vežite ga na krov. 394 00:15:27,998 --> 00:15:29,940 Uh, trebaće nam još užeta. 395 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:33,571 [viče na italijanskom] 396 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,188 [Homer pospano mrmlja] 397 00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:40,192 Ooh, svinjski kotleti. 398 00:15:40,195 --> 00:15:41,361 Aah, debeli Tony! 399 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,954 Ooh, svinjski kotleti. 400 00:15:43,035 --> 00:15:45,552 Trebamo tvoju mast da popuni naša lica. 401 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:48,523 Tako da možemo izgledati vječno mlado kao prave domaćice, 402 00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:50,065 koji ne izgledaju stvarno 403 00:15:50,143 --> 00:15:53,236 i provode svo svoje vrijeme izvan kuće. 404 00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:55,394 Sad jedi. Mangia. 405 00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:58,233 Ono što si rekao me tera skoro da ne želim da jedem. 406 00:15:58,239 --> 00:16:00,255 Policija će biti bijesna. 407 00:16:00,411 --> 00:16:01,760 Zapravo, uh, ne, nismo. 408 00:16:01,763 --> 00:16:02,931 Hajde, progutaj. 409 00:16:02,934 --> 00:16:05,175 Jedva čekam da dobijem tvoje dupe u moje lice. 410 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,847 Ti čudovište! [laste] 411 00:16:06,927 --> 00:16:08,797 Sačekaj do gradonačelnika cuje za ovo. 412 00:16:08,857 --> 00:16:10,374 Oh, veruj mi, znam. 413 00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,694 Slim Tony i ja smo u dosluhu. 414 00:16:12,716 --> 00:16:15,366 Gradonačelnik u ligi sa mafijom? 415 00:16:15,371 --> 00:16:17,132 Drago mi je da stignem preko prolaza, 416 00:16:17,136 --> 00:16:19,302 sve dok nije sa članovima 417 00:16:19,382 --> 00:16:21,048 druge političke stranke. 418 00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:22,403 [gume škripe] 419 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,389 [Marge] Vrati mi mog muža! 420 00:16:24,412 --> 00:16:26,912 [svi viču, galame] 421 00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:28,643 Pogledaj ko je ovde... 422 00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:31,648 Mala gospođica Thin bez imanja da se drogira. 423 00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:33,263 Što niko od nas ne prihvata. 424 00:16:34,753 --> 00:16:38,180 Samo si ljubomoran zato lepši smo od tebe. 425 00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:40,188 [vikanje] 426 00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:44,196 sada, s puta, jer po prvi put ikada, 427 00:16:44,276 --> 00:16:46,519 želimo tvog muža. 428 00:16:46,525 --> 00:16:49,025 Pa, uzimam moj muž se vratio. 429 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,472 Ti i koja vojska? 430 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,625 [Luigi] Ovo-vojska! 431 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,297 [gume škripe] 432 00:16:54,301 --> 00:16:56,544 Mi smo prave žrtve od Ozempic- 433 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,657 Mislim, eh, eh, Othinquic. 434 00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:01,723 Vredni a-ljudi koji prave vašu hranu. 435 00:17:01,728 --> 00:17:03,079 I ko toči tvoja prokleta pića. 436 00:17:03,082 --> 00:17:06,083 Misliš da možeš da operišeš sami točiš pivo? 437 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,347 Da, mogao bi. 438 00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:09,834 pa, uh, kuda idem sa ovim? 439 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,249 Ovi-a lijekovi ne-a samo prestani da jedeš. 440 00:17:12,254 --> 00:17:15,105 Oni zaustave-a svo vaše kompulzivno ponašanje. 441 00:17:15,262 --> 00:17:18,187 I kompulzivno ponašanje je-jedini razlog 442 00:17:18,269 --> 00:17:19,785 ko pojede - špagete. 443 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,531 To je kao crvi sa manje nutrijenata. 444 00:17:22,613 --> 00:17:23,795 Hypokrito. 445 00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:25,744 Kritikujući nas kad ti je jasno 446 00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:27,712 sami vozite O-voz. 447 00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:30,493 Ja ne uzimam drogu. 448 00:17:30,499 --> 00:17:34,151 Da, znamo: "Dijeta i vježbanje." 449 00:17:34,158 --> 00:17:36,658 Ne! Smršavio sam legitimno 450 00:17:36,739 --> 00:17:38,497 od teške depresije. 451 00:17:38,653 --> 00:17:40,820 Ti, ti mi uništavaš život. 452 00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:43,767 [obojica viču na italijanskom] 453 00:17:47,783 --> 00:17:50,359 Homere, uzeli su ti tuchus! 454 00:17:50,515 --> 00:17:51,772 [vrišti] 455 00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:53,368 Ne možeš me ostaviti ovako. 456 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,357 Ja sam kao Batman negativac dvoličan, 457 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,044 prelepa sa jedne strane a s druge strane užasan. 458 00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,232 uh... 459 00:17:59,236 --> 00:18:01,128 Što je opet lijepa strana? 460 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:04,634 Evo jedne misli: možda možete svi prestanu uzimati lijek. 461 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,326 Kad bih znao značenje od riječi "stop", 462 00:18:06,329 --> 00:18:08,663 Ne bih ga uzeo. Der. 463 00:18:08,743 --> 00:18:10,243 Pogledaj svoja lica. 464 00:18:10,247 --> 00:18:11,730 Mm... 465 00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:12,784 Pusti me da probam. 466 00:18:12,828 --> 00:18:15,571 Imao sam više iskustva obraćanje rulji. 467 00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:17,185 ? 468 00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:21,419 Ja sam poslednji debeli čovek u Springfieldu. 469 00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:23,183 I dok ne vidim svoja stopala, 470 00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,429 Vidim još nešto. 471 00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:28,285 Svi ste nesretni. 472 00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:30,884 -Volim ljude za šta je unutra... -Mm-hmm. 473 00:18:30,889 --> 00:18:33,706 ...mnogo ukusne hrane. 474 00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:36,623 I divite se genijalnosti američkog hemičara, 475 00:18:36,628 --> 00:18:39,130 koji je dizajnirao čips koje te čine gladnijim, 476 00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:41,059 gazirana pića od kojih ste još žedni, 477 00:18:41,063 --> 00:18:44,116 restorani koji mogu pojesti sve što možeš učiniti da se nikada više ne osjećate siti. 478 00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:47,758 Sjedimo i jedemo hranu, gledanje televizije o hrani, 479 00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:49,506 sa reklamama 480 00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:51,177 za još hrane! 481 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:54,423 [svi pjevaju] Food-S-A! Food-S-A! 482 00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:58,266 Zlatni! Zamijenite riječ "Amerika" sa riječju "Texas", 483 00:18:58,274 --> 00:19:00,941 i slažem se sa svime što si rekao. 484 00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:02,946 [svi navijaju, galame] 485 00:19:03,027 --> 00:19:04,635 Skidam se sa ovim stvarima. 486 00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:06,807 I nazad na statine, antidepresivi, 487 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,395 podizači raspoloženja, i beskorisnih vitamina. 488 00:19:10,822 --> 00:19:13,322 Je li moj stari stol dostupan? 489 00:19:13,477 --> 00:19:15,236 Da-a, da i pištolj 490 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,648 je još-a iza-a toalet za vas. 491 00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:19,487 [govori talijanski] 492 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,260 Srećan kraj. 493 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:27,523 Patty i Selma vratio težinu 494 00:19:27,529 --> 00:19:29,362 i izgubio verenike. 495 00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:32,851 Oni rade grupnu sologamiju umjesto toga proslava. 496 00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:35,192 Salami slavlje, šta je to? 497 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,790 To je kada osoba udaju se, 498 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:40,279 ali će ih biti dvoje radeći to zajedno. 499 00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:41,727 Ali ne da budemo zajedno. 500 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,546 Iako žive zajedno. 501 00:19:43,569 --> 00:19:44,793 Laku noc, duso. 502 00:19:44,797 --> 00:19:45,946 Mwah. 503 00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:54,072 Pa šta ćeš obući? 504 00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:56,653 Ta crna haljina bez naramenica, zar ne? 505 00:19:56,659 --> 00:19:58,768 Pa, to je od pre nego što sam imala decu. 506 00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:00,773 Sumnjam da i dalje odgovara. 507 00:20:00,778 --> 00:20:03,445 Ceremonija je još uvijek za mesec dana. 508 00:20:03,526 --> 00:20:07,102 I jesam mjesečna zaliha. 509 00:20:07,185 --> 00:20:10,610 Posle svega što sam video, zašto da ti verujem? 510 00:20:10,694 --> 00:20:12,135 To je samo mjesec dana. 511 00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:13,697 Jedan i gotovo. 512 00:20:13,701 --> 00:20:16,978 Hmm, volio bih da nosim tu haljinu. 513 00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:20,972 Vau, ooh. 514 00:20:20,977 --> 00:20:23,120 Malo mi je muka. 515 00:20:23,984 --> 00:20:25,817 Zašto je sve crno? 516 00:20:25,898 --> 00:20:27,247 Jesam li izgubio vid? 517 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,993 [šprica] Sljepoća je nuspojava, ali to je 518 00:20:28,996 --> 00:20:30,571 samo tri posto slučajeva. 519 00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:33,502 ? Oh, oh, oh, Othinquic. ? 520 00:20:33,507 --> 00:20:35,675 Sponzorira titlove